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The only thing Gary loves more than playing sports is talking about sports. As a result, Base Coat Painting is proud to offer this service (mostly) free of cost.

If you have concerns about your batting stance, if you need to develop more effective wrestling take-downs, or if you want to re-hash the last year Oklahoma State University won the NCAA Wrestling Championship (that was 2006, in case you'd forgotten), Gary is happy to oblige.

Payment for this service may be tendered in the form of high-quality beer or reasonable-quality bourbon. Non-accepted methods of payment are any beer you regularly drank in college or Boone's Farm.

Scheduling availability is limited to weekends, evenings, and holidays.

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